Brendan: Why are you slowing down, dad?
Mike: There's a deer
Brendan: Was it on the road?
Mike: Yes, but in the other lane.
Brendan: Did it all four feet on the road?
Mike: No, just two.
Brendan: Were they the front two or the back two?
Mike: Front two.
Brendan: Well, Dad...It was in the other lane, so you didn't have to slow down.
Is if the deer would stop for us. What is he going to come up with next.....